Steamy Romance Novel

I was killing me some Hordies in AV one day and decided to loot one. To my surprise this BElf was carrying a rather interesting book. I opened and began to read this steamy novel. Here is just a preview of what was in it...

The tiny gnome peered over the railing into the seclued Dalaran Courtyard.

"The view from the balcony is amazing. You have to come see!"

Armor legplates creaked as Marcus walked over, taking in a deep breath as he absently scratched his scruffy chin.

"The Hero's Welcome is no slouch. And there's something in the room that might interest you."

Tavi bounded into the room pausing only a moment before juming onto the massive bed. She turned to gaze at Marcus with her huge saucer-like eyes, narrowing them playfully and replacing her glowing smile with a diabolical grin.

"Interested in ome more company?"

She purred as her hands weaved through a complex summoning ritual, stopping only when she felt the warmth of a new presence behind her.

All color drained from Marcus's face as he struggled to protest.

"I... I don't think that's appropriate."

Confused, Tavi turned to see what was wrong. A hideous Fel Hound stood ready, drooling onto the floor as it stared intently at the half-armored Paladin.

"NO! No thats now what i meant." She stammered as she dispelled the hungry demon. "I'm sorry, thats not really my specialization...."

Marcus took both her hands in one of his as he reassured her, "It's fine. What is your specialization?

I think it was very well done and would love to read more.